chinuva: nanay-tatay, at ako ang kapitbahay

maybe this is just from a single email. i don’t really know where these came from, but i got this from gino the other day…

Mudra, Fudra bet kiz ng kronapay
Sisterette, brotherloo, bet kiz ng frappe
lahat ng betchina kez ay kemer, kemerlu
ang magkamali ang pipingutin kiz

‘nanay-tatay ng dalawang batang bading’

then this afternoon, munira IMed me asking if i knew what this meant…

Ibinabalik ng ABS-CBN ang Batibot. Imbis na si Kuya Bodjie at Ate Sienna ay sina Kuya Boy at si Manay Ogie..

akez ang shopetbahay shopetbahay mez.
laging handang tumulong sa inyetch
knowings niyo aketch
knowings niyo aketch
aketch jisa sa shopetbahay
shopetbahay ninyetch …

i’ve been fond of bading language for quite a while now… at maraming nagsasabing kering-keri ko rin sya (kalorkei!!! salamat sa aking mga gay friends). nakaka-aliw ang mga translations na itech (panalo talaga ang mga lola). may i post ko na ditei bago kumalat sa outlook ng office namin.

sa mga may kebs, go lang sa pagdagdag sa collection na ito.  lagay na lang nyo sa comments

bongga!

what the @#%&^*!!!

it’s 1130. and though i was really trying to get something done before lunch break today, my mind just refuses to deliver workly words. instead, a blog idea.

wait.

(received an email and left the table)

(after a few minutes…)

oh crap! i was interrupted by an unneccessary blah… here’s the conversation;

mr.x: is the draft okeyed by ECF already?

me: ummm… am i supposed to be the one to have it approved? did    you ask me to have it approved yesterday, coz i sent it to you for checking?

ok. i’ll just have it printed and checked by sir.

mr. x: no. i printed it and put it on his table already. now it’s back on my table. i just wanted to know if he told you it’s ok already.

overwhelming incompetence.
ayun. wala na kong gana…